About
Shreds a Chubby Red Panda from the Himalayas. Left home for big waves, then said yea, fuck big waves, chased knee high slop instead. Way short arms, no thumbs, still shreds with a big smile. Why does he ride for Holo Haye, cause fuck the pro barrel bullshit. We're the knee-high warriors yelling "Sick!" after 5 second stands. Dads riding with dogs and kids and shit, beginners eating knuckle sandwich’s on the shores, old OGs with bad knees, and that lovable red panda Shreds — really a distant raccoon misfit with a dgaf Attitude, he’s chubby, cocky, hats crooked, between jobs, but dude abides with maximum stoke. Dude also barely turns, and be careful he’ll throw paws over a 2ft mushburger. somehow though…hes happier than you, with just pizza scraps, gas station tall boys and small questionable waves.
Welcome to the Small Wave Misfit Crew. No need to be good, skinny, or young. Just show up, have fun,also dgaf and be ready to throw paws.
Small waves for days, brah.
-Holo Haye